Hey, My Eyes Are Up Here

Being a tall woman means some men use the excuse of height as a way of looking at my cleavage rather than my eyes during a conversation.  Little did I know I was helping their physical fitness.

Researchers in Germany (where else?) studied 200 men for five years and found that those who ogled a woman's breasts for ten minutes daily had lower blood pressure, slower resting heart rates, and fewer cases of coronary artery disease. 

So the next time your significant other catches you staring at a pair of jugs just tell her that you're increasing your life expectancy.  Which could be cut short by a sharp blow to the head with her skillet if you're not careful.