Sharing Trade Secrets

Comedy is funny because it has a kernel of truth in it.  So when a friend posted a joke recently, it wasn't just funny.  It was hilarious.  Because it's so true. 

It's about things women say.  Through the years and different relationships, I have used the examples listed.  In fact, most women have used and probably still use them.  So guys, word of warning.  Read this joke and know that it's funny because it hits the bull's eye of truth.

And another warning... When a woman answers "How are you?" with "Fine", it's actually an acronym for "Fucked-up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional".  And it usually means, "Stay the fuck away!"


  1. My favourite one is to say, 'Sorry about that', which my husband reckons means basically, I could not care less.

  2. Oh gosh, it's so true. When will we ever learn to bluntly communicate?

  3. I learned many years ago about those "true definitions" and try to just shut-up and slink away as quietly and quickly as possible!