How hard is it to schedule a little nookie? Get out your PDA. Let's compare schedules.
"Nope, got belay training. What about Saturday morning?"
"Isn't that the Bar Mitzvah? What about Sunday?"
"We've got the Girl Scout cookie booth after which I'll just want to sleep. What about Monday or Tuesday morning?"
"I've got meetings those mornings."
"What about phone sex while I'm running errand? I've got to pick up the laundry on Monday after ballet."
"Okay, then, between dancing and dry cleaning you can whisper sweet nothings through the phone line."
"Deal. Now could I go to sleep, please? My meds are making me woozy."
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