Q: What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Q: What’s the difference between a terrorist and a redhead?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What's a redhead's idea of the shortest way to a man's heart?
A: Through the breastbone.
Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
Q: What two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy?
A: One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A: A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.
Q: What's the advantage of a blonde vs. a redhead?
A: At least you can ignore the blonde safely.
Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What do a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.