Q: What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Q: What’s the difference between a terrorist and a redhead?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What's a redhead's idea of the shortest way to a man's heart?
A: Through the breastbone.
Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal.
Q: What two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy?
A: One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A: A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.
Q: What's the advantage of a blonde vs. a redhead?
A: At least you can ignore the blonde safely.
Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What do a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
Sunday
3 weeks ago
I love these!! Does Mr Gaelic know these rules?? I guess he must, since you're still married and he's still alive!!LOL Hope you're doing well this summer.. Did you make any plans for you and the girls this summer? Just keep your spirits up..
ReplyDeletehugs,
Jean
Men do miss them.
ReplyDeleteJean: Yes, Mr. Gaelic knows them quite well.
ReplyDeleteLaoch: Spoken like a man in need of a redhead in his life.