Remember the scene from Freaky Friday when Jamie Lee Curtis screams that she's like the Crypt Keeper? That's me. I'm old!
To recap, my cousin that I grew up rough housing with is now a grandfather of three, a gal I graduated high school with is expecting her sixth grand baby, and my college sorority sister's eldest son is now in law school. Friends that I knew in high school look really good on their Facebook profiles. Or else they're using really old photos of themselves.
When I posted recently on FB that the air conditioning repair guy was the handsomest repairman I'd ever seen (young, blond, gorgeous smile, no butt crack), commenters suggested that I was on a Cougar Prowl.
The only time I've had a younger guy interested in me was several years ago. I met this guy at a local coffee shop. He's a male model. Seriously. You'd recognize his work if I posted a link to it. Anyway, he actually flirted with me! Even when he found out that I was 13 years his senior.
What I wouldn't give to have a guy flirt with me these days! Even my husband.
Not a Genius
12 hours ago