4.11.10

Wham, Bam, Arigato, Mrs. Roboto

Sex with robots?  It could happen. 

It's widely reported that men's and women's sex drives are in opposition to each other.  Younger women and older men have compatible sex drives, as do older women and younger men.  The former set tend to end things much sooner than the latter set.

Except for one British woman who at age 62 went on a two-year sex binge encompassing more than 200 one-night stands.  So there are some exceptions to the general rule.  Somehow it's easier imaging Olivia Newton-John bed-hopping than a grandmother from Leeds.

Another bit of news of recent days was the remarkably life-like Japanese robot.  She looks like an average late-20s or early-30s Japanese woman with long black hair, dark eyes, perfect skin, and a pink jacket.  She nods and shakes her head, blinks her eyes, smiles, and bows geisha-style.  She even raises her eyebrows.  Her speech needs work.  She still sounds robotic.

Given American men's proclivity to porn featuring Asian women (admit it guys), there could be a huge market for this.  For younger men who tend to date younger women, she could go at it literally like the Energizer Bunny.  If they ever develop a male version, older women might never knit again.  And it might save countless men in north central England from being another notch in the lipstick case of a nymphomaniac grandmother.

10 comments:

  1. Bring it on you can be first after me to try the male version Wifie, let's face it at my age it'll be the last chance I'll get LOL, just tell them to go easy on the batteries though.

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  2. Okay, there is such an ewww factor to this. I know that electronics have come a long way, but that? Thanks for the giggle!

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  3. LOL I've heard everything now, not surprising though.

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  4. well, instead of the South Pole..how about New Zealand?

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  5. Holy cow! I had to watch this over and over because I was just positive that my leg was being pulled.....hahaha, no pun intended there. But when she knits her brow and that ever so slight movement of the muscles in her upper eye lids, omg. I have never seen anything like this in my life! What a great blog today! :D

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  6. Hey, by the way. Did anyone ever hear whatever happened to Jane? It's like she dropped off the face of the earth; from blogging ALL the time to dead silence. Shoot, I miss her.

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  7. Don't know about other American men but this is one Yank who has always preferred blondes....real ones, not robots!

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  8. @Rocket Man, Redheads are nice, too.

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  9. @Jenny, Haven't seen hide nor hair of Jane in I don't know how long.

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  10. Wow, that's creepy. Several times I was sure she was real and acting!!LOL Weird wave of the future.

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