17.9.11

Just the Jokes, Ma'am

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator?

Elephant footprints in your butter.

How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

Two sets of footprints.

How do you put a giraffe in your refrigerator?

Take out the elephants and put the giraffe in.

How do you get four elephants in a compact car?

Two in front and two in the rear.

How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?

There's a compact car parked out front and a giraffe standing in your kitchen.

[Now back to your regular daily life.]

4 comments:

  1. What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
    Cinderelephant. :)

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  2. LOL I love silly jokes! Comes from raising or being around too many kids, I think.. but I think they're funny!

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  3. I've had a fair bit of trouble getting to your site Wifie, but got here in the end, to be treated to a good joke, ha, ha, Thanks for your visits to my site, i do like to try and re-pay the compliment so I'm glad I persevered and got a visit. take care Arlene

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