Let's Go Cupcake Crazy

Who hasn't heard of the cupcake craze?  Stores that sell cupcakes exclusively.  TV shows about cupcake contests.  Now, there are even eggs specifically designed for baking into cupcakes.

All in a bright pink box.  Pepto-Bismol pink.  No.  Barbie pink.  Advertising the perfect sized eggs in rags like Cosmo and selling them at your local Sainsbury. 

And the woman in the ad?  She looks like she just finished a shoot for an adult movie rather than baked cupcakes.  Did someone photoshop a cupcake over a dildo in her hand?

She looks very Stepford-esque.  Isn't that every man's secret fantasy?  A woman with perfectly coifed hair, killer figure, prim dress, offering him fresh baked goods and a stiff drink when he walks in the door after a long day at the office before strapping on her knee-pads in the bedroom to help him "relax".

Where's my Stepford Husband?

[Title taken from this.]


  1. yes. That's what they think they want. But we all know they do not deserve that.

  2. The Real Housewives of Stepford Cupcakes.......must contact ABC right away!