I'm Just Here for the Pizza

Actual email:

"The United States Navy's Office of Legislative Affairs cordially invites you to a Pizza Brief from 1200-1300 on Day, Month Date in Room XXX.  Join us as S.M.I., Assistant Director, National Security Directorate, Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) provides information on NCIS.  To ensure we order enough pizza, please send me a short e-mail RSVP if you think you will attend."

Yes, the real NCIS!  As if they have to entice me there with free pizza.  They had me with blue eyes.

[Title taken from this.]