Spending 14 years as a full-time mother spoils a person. No boss to answer to, no office politics, self-determined schedules. Ah, what a life!
My duck feathers are losing their oils. It's getting harder for things to roll off my back. I've noticed that my jaw is clenched tightly during the day and doesn't completely relax while at home. Perhaps some football player can help me pick out a mouth guard to protect my teeth.
Who knew a duck had teeth?
1 day ago