"If you're running errands today, can you pick up some bourbon at the liquor store? If I'm having a drink every night, I don't want to go through a $50 bottle of scotch too quickly."
"Sure."
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"I'll take you over here."
[Sound of bourbon bottle being put on the counter.]
"May I see your I.D.?"
"Really?"
"I need to see your I.D." his voice flattens.
"Do you card everyone?" as I whip out my driver's license.
Looking at the birth date, "No, ma'am."
He just made my day, my week, my year!
For Pete Sake!
3 weeks ago
DId you give him a kiss too?!
ReplyDeleteI haven't been carded in 20 years (ish). I'm pretty sure I woulda blown him behind the counter. Whoever he is.
ReplyDeleteYou should have tipped him!
ReplyDeleteI would have tipped well... :-)
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