25.1.11

Weather Report

The weatherman says we're supposed to get up to 5 inches of snow by tomorrow night.  So far this season, he's been batting 1000.  He's missed it every single time.  He always prefaces his prediction with "depending on how the storm moves".  Talk about hedging your bets.

This snow prediction is a lot like sex.  "Depending on how it moves", you either get covered in white stuff or left high and dry.

9 comments:

  1. LOL! Hope you get left high and dry this time!

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  2. I suppose the weather forecast is meant to be a prediction. How would it be f it were a fact, and you could set your clocks by it. I rather like the degree of uncertainty in these forecasts. It gives me hope when things ahead look as though they might be bad.

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  3. I like to call the weatherman weatherroneous. As for the rest...is your husband still subbing on your blog? ;)

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  4. This is the Mrs. typing one-handed. I'm just slow, that's all.

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  5. Did your husband type this? That whole sex reference doesn't sound like you. Ha! I guess it snowed because my VA nephews are out of school today.

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  6. I sure missed something..I will have to go see what happened to your arm.

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  7. I just wish the snow from one storm would melt before the next storm. Ugh.

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  8. Talking about sex and 5 inches in the same comment, I'll pass thank you lol

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  9. Omg, the funniest thing I EVER saw you post! And there have been some doozies, but this one? Oh, it took the cake!
    I am really sorry to hear about the 5 pins in your finger. No fun at all.
    XOXOXO

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