If you're not a hunter or fisherman, you probably don't spend much time perusing magazines devoted to the same. Some of the advertisements in the magazines can make a woman blush. Towards the back of the magazines you'll find a plethora of male-enhancing devices and supplements as well as the ubiquitous little purple pill. And of course there are some very innocuous ads that only in a male's mind can turn X-rated.
Take, for example, an ad for beaver blankets. The picture shows a woman sitting by a fire reading a book with a fur lap blanket covering her from waist to foot. "Luxurious lap blankets, pillows, and slippers handcrafted of premium northern beaver furs. The perfect Adirondack touch."
My smart-ass of a husband told me about the ad by saying, "A great way to keep your Beav warm." "From one beaver to another." "What a great beaver shot."
Leave it to a man to turn things around to sex.
4 days ago