[cell phone conversation]
Mr. Gaelic: Where are you?
Deirdre: We’re up the path to the right. We just walked up here to check out the campus.
Mr. Gaelic: Where exactly?
Deirdre: Oh, I can see Mom from here. I see your legs. Look to your right. Just at the tree. We’re SQUIRREL!
Mr. Gaelic: I’m going to start calling you Dug because you’re just like a dog.
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