Wouldn't You Like to Have a Pepper Too?

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There’s an old joke that says . . .

Q: What do blowjobs and eggs benedict have in common?

A: You can’t get them at home.

A recent survey says that 45% of men really enjoy fellatio while only 17% of women enjoy doing the honors. My money says that those 17% are single women because once the wedding ring goes on, the urge (need?) to please her partner in that manner goes off.

My problem is that I’ve developed a bad habit of needing a cold Dr. Pepper chaser to be able to complete the act. If you know what I mean. Unfortunately, I don’t drink sodas anymore. Except at possibly the movie theatre. And if I’m at a movie, I’m there to watch it, not make out.

So when Mr. Gaelic met me at the checkout line at the grocery store over the weekend, he had not one but two cases of Dr. Pepper under his arm. I tilted my head and looked at him wide-eyed exclaiming, “You can’t be serious!”

“No, no. They’re made with real sugar. That would just be icing on the cake,” he said without even having to ask what I was thinking.

Apparently men and women both think about sex quite frequently. Just more than men think we do.